The Google Game

Virginia posted this meme and it looked like fun, so I figured I'd give it a go. Obviously, because I share a name with a celebrity my answers were a bit "different". It did make it fun though.

Here's how you do it: Go to Google. Type in your name + the words in the rest of each category. For example, if your name was Sally, you would type in "Sally looks like" and then see what Google could find for you. Of course, sharing is caring, so I want to see your answers as well! Have fun!


Ashlee looks like:

A Grandma (I knew I felt old....)
A Playmate (I don't know if this is much better!)
She is about to cry....

Ashlee Likes:

Skunks? (Gross!!!)
To shop cheap (doesn't everybody?)
Brit's partying (as opposed to Italians of course....)

Ashlee says:

She's not heavy, she's my sister (meaning Jessica of course. Did you not know we were sisters?)
No to Playboy (see...just because I may look like a playmate does NOT mean I have to pose for playboy)
Yes (I'm not sure to what, but apparently it's not to playboy)

Ashlee wants:

To be forever young (who wouldn't?)
a bigger butt (it's true...mine is just WAY too small...)
marriage and children (whew! I can check that one off the list!)

Ashlee hates:

work (I work for the hubby...so NO COMMENT)
eating dirt (rocks are so much chewier)
bananas and coffee (kind of random don't you think?)

Ashlee can:

see the future (sh! don't tell!)
read (yes, I've got mad skills!)
dance! (What a feeling!)

Ashlee goes:

dark again (actually, my hair is still the same.....for now)
on a shopping spree (with who's money?)
white trash (I might be a redneck IF.....)

Ashlee is:

Growing by the day (I'm assuming this is a reference to my growth in wisdom and not in weight)
in love (awww.....)
super cute (dang right! And sassy too!)

Ashlee loves:

herself (but not in an egotistical way or anything...)
her baby body (I think I'm being mocked here...)
themed parties and costumes (actually, this is very true)

Ashlee, the:

Cutest gravedigger (should I take this as a compliment?)
streaking sasquatch (I know my feet are kind of big....)
new body for Victoria Secret (even with my big feet)

This is a meme that has been passed around, so now it is MY turn to fill you in on all the dirty little secrets about the hubby....you ready for this? {seriuosly, my Ambien has kicked in and I al losing a bit of my normal functioning as my body would like to go to sleep.} But NO, I must blog! I must share love with all of my "devoted" readers. Because I know that what I writie about is to good to pass up, right? :)


" All about your spouse"

1. What's his name?Jaysen
2. How long have you been together? We met October 9th five years ago, and got married May 22. So, in essence we met October 9, 2003.
3. How long did you date? 8 months
4. Who eats more?Usually me. food is good.
5. Who said 'I love you,' first? It is one of my favorite memories. We were sitting together on his couch and he was acting really wierd while were were talking and he said {very quietly} I think "I'm in love with you. But I don't know how you feel about me." It was very sweet. Poor guy. I of course came to his rescue and gave his answer, but he said it out loud FIRST.
6.Who is taller? Him
7. Who is the better singer? Me. I'm just glad that he tries sometimes. :0)
8. Who is smarter?Book smart? Street Smart? I need a better defenition on this one. I don't think that one of us is smarter than the other as a whole. He know so many things that I don't, and it goes the other way. I just like to think that our combined smarts work well in getting us from point A to point B. You know?
9. Who does the laundry? Me. He is not allowed. Unless it's just towels. I have a process and he messes it up. And honestly, he doesn't fold the towels right. Sigh.
10. Who does the dishes? Mostly me, but he chips in when I need an extra hand.
11. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? WHo's right? Mine or yours? :0) JUST KIDDING! I sleep on the right side of the bed.
12. Who pays the bills? Me
13. Who mows the lawn?He does.
14. Who cooks dinner? Mostly me, but he is the breakfast man.
15. Who drives when you are together?Jaysen
16. Who is more stubborn?Probably me, though he can get pretty stubborn at times too. :0)
17. Who kissed who first?He kissed me first.
18. Who asked out who?Well, I'm assuming that since I didn't ask him out, then he asked me out. It was a blind date, so maybe he didn't ask me out either and we were just told to show up together at a restaurant with the matchmakers. SO, perhaps the matchmakers asked us both out. You think?
19. Who proposed?He did.
20. Who is more sensitive?Me
21. Who has more friends?He does.
22. Who likes sports more?Him
23. Who watches more t.v.?Him
24. Who dresses the most fashionable? I think it would depend on your sense of fashion. :0)
25. Who is the funniest? Again, a definition would be helpful, because Jaysen's sense of humor is....well.....different. I laugh A LOT. But too many people just don't get it. But I don't find my self to be super funny either. So, we may just have to call this one a draw. We are one buh unfunny couple. Oh well!

Know you know about me and the hubby...to a certain extent...delving further into our relationship may scar you for life. :0) We have good times in this house. Two cutie Patootie kids and enough sass that we could bottle it all sell it and become millionaires. :0)

Maybe then we could save the economy, because nobody else seems to know what the hell we're supposed to do.

Go team!

Five Senses Meme

Bonnie came up with this one and I thought it was cute and different. And since she tagged everyone, that does include me. So, here we go!

1. Sight - My kids getting along. They are almost 6 years apart in age, and though they love each other fiercely, they fight A LOT. My 8 year old is a bully to his little sister because he's bigger than her, and my 2 year old is a pest to her older brother because she loves to push his buttons. Sigh. BUT! Every now and again they click and I love nothing more than to see them playing together so nicely. It is a nice reprieve. :0)

2. Smell - I am a freak about smells. In fact, if something smells bad I will hold my breath until I can get back into a "safe zone". I don't want to inhale the stink. Weird huh? Oh well. Anyway, so it makes it hard for me to pick just ONE favorite smell. I love the smell of baking bread, and my hubby's cologne, my kids freshly shampooed heads, dryer sheets, and lavendar.

3. Sound - This is another hard sound to narrow down to one choice. But, as most of you already know, I LOVE music. So, I'll just go with that whole generic category for my choice of favorite sound. I normally have music playing non-stop at home. I think I would go crazy without it. :0) I also love to hear my kids singing along to the songs. Nothing better. :0)

4. Taste - These categories are so hard to narrow down! Holy cow! This one, though, I think I would have to say chocolate. :0) But not just any chocolate. The darker the better. I love the taste of dark chocolate....the I prefer mine frozen. There is nothing better than biting into a bar of frozen dark chocolate. I'm not kidding either....you should try it. :0)

5. Touch - Oddly enough, I am not a touchy feely person. I like my space and tend to feel a bit claustrophobic when even my kids get too cuddly. Sad, huh? But, my even so, my favorite thing to touch would have to be the faces of my kids. I love to hold their little heads in my arms and play with their hair, or stroke their cheeks, or tickle them under their chins. Those are some of my favorite moments. :0)

So, now that you have the general idea of how to play....get on with it! I tag all of you that wish to play. Thanks. Bonnie, for the great idea of this one. It was fun and yet oddly hard to think of my favorites for each of my senses. I look forward to seeing what the rest of you have for answers.

Just for fun....

I haven't done a meme in a while...so I thought I'd play along with Kathleen's today. If you want to play along...go for it! I won't tag you. I promise. :0)

1.Your name plus “ness.” Ashleeness {sounds like a great word to me! Everyone needs a little Ashleeness!}
2. Two feelings at the moment? overwhelmed and tired {wow...that's sounds pathetic!}
3. What are you listening to right now? Dora the Explorer is taking Benny the Bull to the wizard because he accidentally turned himself into a potato. Go figure...He should come to Idaho...we've got plenty of potatoes. :0)
4. Done anything you regret so far this week? I ate Reese's Peanut Butter Cups last night. During an 8 week challenge. Probably not the smartest thing....but they tasted really good!
5. Describe where you are right now? my dining room
6. The highlight of your week? When this dang carnival will be over and will be done with my PTA Treasurer duties FOREVER! HA HA HA!!!! {laughing crazily here}
7. What are you craving to have right now? Not craving anything really right now. Desperately wanting to move my living room full of toys into the basement...but that's for another post...
8. Who were the last people you went out to dinner with? Holly and Montay
9. What are you scared of? Harm coming to my family...I hate that feeling of dread....
10. Last movie you watched? In the theater it was Baby Mama, but you all knew that. :0) We watched Tom Sweeney, Demon Barber of Fleet Street with Johnny Depp the other night. It was wierd. It didn't help that poor Jaysen would sigh loudly everytime they broke into song. It's a musical! I'm not sure what he was expecting. They don't talk a lot in musicals...they sing EVERYTHING. :0)
11. Do you have feelings for someone? I have feelings for a lot of people. You must be more specific with the questions here. What kind of feelings are we speaking of here? Do I have feelings of hatred for someone? Not really... Feelings of love? YEPPERS!
12. What is your heritage? I am a proper English woman. :0) And I'm Danish too. Maybe that's why I like danishes so much!
13. Are you thinking of someone right now? No. I'm thinking about the answers to these questions.
14. Britney Spears is a skank. Agree or disagree? What? She really is EVERYWHERE! Even in blog meme's now! Wow. That's popularity! I disagree. Skank is such a mean word.
15. Last thing you downloaded on your computer? I don't remember. Probably when I updated to Microsoft Office 2007.
16. Have you changed much this year? Yes. I got older.
17. Say something about the person who posted this before you? She seems super nice, though I've never met her before. She always has warm, fuzzy posts. You should really stop by her blog!
18. Do you like moms? Ummm...I am a mom. So, of course. Mom's rock!
19. Hugs Or Kisses? depends on who they are from!
20. Say one of your friends and an inside joke with them. Wow...I haven't had an inside joke with someone in years. Those rock.
21. How many homes have you lived in? 25. Why do you ask?
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23. Who was the last person to text message you? I don't text.
24. Where was the last place you went besides where you are? I went to a PTA meeting last night. Last one of the year. Yahoo!
25. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb? When I was 10, people told me that I looked like Candace Cameron from Full House.
26. Do you speak any other language other than English? Si, muy pequito.
27. Last thing you watched on TV? I watched American Idol last night.
28. Do you dress for style or comfort? Mostly comfort...with a sassy pair of shoes. :0)
29. Name someone with the same b-day as you? I went to Jr. High with a girl that had the same bday as me.
30. Ever had a drunken night in Mexico? Nope. Not in Mexico. Is that fun?
31. What’s the craziest thing you’ve done? Scrubbing carpet just days before it is ripped out and replaced. You remember that post don't you? I claim temporary insanity. :0)
32. Favorite color(s)? BROWN and BLUE
33. What are your plans for tonight? Tonight will have to be homework.
34. What are you looking forward to tomorrow? Nothing exciting happening tomorrow. Maybe my toilet will be installed downstairs! Now that will be exciting!
35. Last time you smiled? Have I smiled yet this morning? I don't remember. I probably grinned at the wee one. She's too cute not to smile at.